"My name is Zuko. Son of Ursa and Firelord Ozai. Prince of the Fire Nation and heir to the throne!"
(For those unaware, Pabbie is the Troll King in Frozen)
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation
Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:
on your left
is this orphan black
Aw, so sweet! (Simon would be so happy…)
Happy Birthday cassandraclare!!!
(well, a day early, but Happy Birthday just the same!)
Clary and Jace join the X-men. I thought you might like it!!
Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain on the set of their new film, Crimson Peak
This looks like Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter on the set of another Tim Burton movie
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
Thor: “Should i grant him a blessing? Is this a request or is the man of iron jesting?”